25 Blahbiddy-Blah
free to associate. Author: adam daniel weiss
so i just found this on my facebook profile, forgot that I had written it earlier this year, and I got a funny lil laugh outta it, hence I wanted to share...enjoy!
1. I didn’t take my first steps until I was almost two. I crawled around and drew on the walls in the interim.
2. I tivo the same things in my bedroom and as I do in my living room. My roommate doesn’t like me for this reason alone.
3. I cheated on a test in college, and if I hadn’t I wouldn’t have graduated. I do not regret this one bit.
4. Right before my grandfather died, his eyes, my dads eyes and my eyes went from dark brown to greenish brown...spooky...
5. I’m a shopaholic. Had I been smart I would have written a book about it and Isla Fisher would be playing me in the movie.
6. My father’s dream as a child was to be a pilot when he grew up, and he is one. He’s sorta my hero.
7. I can never turn down short-ribs when I see them on a menu.
8. I have two turtles named Barnes & Noble who I believe hate me and have a mutual suicide pact between them.
9. I secretly want to cover the rest of my body in tattoos.
10. Junior year of high school I was 30lbs heavier than I am now, with hair down to my chin and braces. I was super hot.
11. I want to live the life of Ina Garten. All she does is cook, drink and entertain. I’m jealous.
12. A warm breeze turns me on. A cool breeze turns me on. I’m easily turned on.
13. I get emotional when I hear big rolling thematic music from movies or musicals
14. Everyone I know has a drinking problem. I, however, don’t have a problem with how much I drink.
15. I spoil boyfriends with love, affection and gifts. Anyone looking for a boyfriend?
16. I worked 4 jobs simultaneously in college while still pulling down a remarkable 2.3 GPA.
17. My biggest dream is to perform on Broadway at some point in my life...i haven’t ruled it out yet...
18. I’m the only Jew who doesn’t eat lox...or whitefish...or gefilte fish...ugh, why do my people each such gross fishes?
19. I’ve been known to go by the nicknames of Adam-Adam, Weissy, Spicy Weissy, Spice, Spicer, Fern, Guinevere and Sebastian DeLacroix
20. My parents promised me a trip to Disneyworld if I joined a basketball team in 5th grade. I’m still waiting at the door with my bags packed.
21. I’ve been to 25 countries, yet never to Canada, which is like, right next door.
22. I sent in my resume and headshot to be on Queer Eye while it was still in development. Didn’t pan out so well for ole’ Sebastian DeLacroix...
23. I illegally download a lot of music...and by music I mean porn.
24. My friends think that I have IBS. I’m starting to believe them.
25. I can’t remember the world before the internet.
25 Things You May Not Know About Me,
May Have Known About Me or Could Care Less About
1. I didn’t take my first steps until I was almost two. I crawled around and drew on the walls in the interim.
2. I tivo the same things in my bedroom and as I do in my living room. My roommate doesn’t like me for this reason alone.
3. I cheated on a test in college, and if I hadn’t I wouldn’t have graduated. I do not regret this one bit.
4. Right before my grandfather died, his eyes, my dads eyes and my eyes went from dark brown to greenish brown...spooky...
5. I’m a shopaholic. Had I been smart I would have written a book about it and Isla Fisher would be playing me in the movie.
6. My father’s dream as a child was to be a pilot when he grew up, and he is one. He’s sorta my hero.
7. I can never turn down short-ribs when I see them on a menu.
8. I have two turtles named Barnes & Noble who I believe hate me and have a mutual suicide pact between them.
9. I secretly want to cover the rest of my body in tattoos.
10. Junior year of high school I was 30lbs heavier than I am now, with hair down to my chin and braces. I was super hot.
11. I want to live the life of Ina Garten. All she does is cook, drink and entertain. I’m jealous.
12. A warm breeze turns me on. A cool breeze turns me on. I’m easily turned on.
13. I get emotional when I hear big rolling thematic music from movies or musicals
14. Everyone I know has a drinking problem. I, however, don’t have a problem with how much I drink.
15. I spoil boyfriends with love, affection and gifts. Anyone looking for a boyfriend?
16. I worked 4 jobs simultaneously in college while still pulling down a remarkable 2.3 GPA.
17. My biggest dream is to perform on Broadway at some point in my life...i haven’t ruled it out yet...
18. I’m the only Jew who doesn’t eat lox...or whitefish...or gefilte fish...ugh, why do my people each such gross fishes?
19. I’ve been known to go by the nicknames of Adam-Adam, Weissy, Spicy Weissy, Spice, Spicer, Fern, Guinevere and Sebastian DeLacroix
20. My parents promised me a trip to Disneyworld if I joined a basketball team in 5th grade. I’m still waiting at the door with my bags packed.
21. I’ve been to 25 countries, yet never to Canada, which is like, right next door.
22. I sent in my resume and headshot to be on Queer Eye while it was still in development. Didn’t pan out so well for ole’ Sebastian DeLacroix...
23. I illegally download a lot of music...and by music I mean porn.
24. My friends think that I have IBS. I’m starting to believe them.
25. I can’t remember the world before the internet.
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